A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

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That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 19, 2018
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Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese French mestizo, aged 24 and currently working as a tattoo artist. She likes animals, has four dogs and a rabbit at home.

Jade is a lovely woman, likes to help people and is very helpful.Of course, like everyone else she has her peak of joy.

She is outgoing, makes jokes (bad), but he always manages to get a laugh from his friends.
do you know Jade? Oh yeah! she is my cool girlfriend.
by jadinha November 24, 2021
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Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese mestizo French, is 24 years old and currently lives in Bordeaux, France.

She loves animals, has five dogs and two rabbits at home. She currently lives alone in an apartment. Jade is an outgoing, fun and funny person. It's very difficult to find someone who doesn't like her.

She has also faced several things, her past may tell her, but she managed to face everything and today she is as radiant as ever!
“Did you see Jade yesterday? Oh, she was so beautiful.”

“Yes, I wanted her to be my girlfriend.”
by jadinha November 24, 2021
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Jade has a awesome humor, she is crazy and nice. She a a laugh that is a little scary that scares away the boys. She is a good hunter and pulling horses
Jade is awesome
by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019
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Jade is crazy,nice and has a good humor. Her laugh is a little scary and scares away the boys. But is good at dirty jokes she also has a dirty mind.
Jade is awesome
by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019
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Jade loves my mom so much for some reason

We Finna kiss tho/j I mean unless bbg **Moans** I’m kidding I swear but…IM KIDDING LMAO
Honestly I love your mom too
Jade loves my mom **Moans**
by Urmommyishot February 2, 2022
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Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room
1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*
by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021
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