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Jordan Pele 

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes
he is handsome like JORDAN PELE
Jordan Pele by black pele February 2, 2023

Jordan Long 

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.
are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?
Jordan Long by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023
Not attending an event by either dropping out late notice, or being non committal to anything so they can just not turn up.
"Oh, he's Jordan'd again"

"He's probably Jordaning"
Jordan'd by Tim Roddle March 11, 2023

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is
"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
Jordan Poole Test by hrhsher March 20, 2023
A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

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