Jade

Prescription medication

I’m sorry I had a car accident I’ve been on them jades.

by Whorecard July 15, 2022

sex with jade

Best sex ever

Sex with jade is good

by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021

Goddess Jade

she's an expensive Indian Findomme and practices financial domination
she likes pet play, feet and is a softdom who is open to explore more if you ask with wallets open

“Goddess Jade is such a finbrat.”

by slavesanjay September 21, 2025

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018

Jade

The cheese lord

"All hail Jade, the cheese lord"

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."

Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade

by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022