wood pusher

a gay insult(?) that fruit booters made to try to get us skaters angry, i think its kinda funny how dumb it is.

fruitbooter: your a woodpusher.
skater: haha, thats a terrible insult

by skater April 24, 2004

Dog Wood

If you've ever had the opportunity to stand downwind of a blooming Dog Wood tree then you already know that they reek of Semen worse than a pair of Janet Reno's undies. Either that or a bag of Funions.

I busted a Dog Wood all up in that bitches face. And that's before she even touched it! Gee Tommy, she must really think I'm a fagabeefy.

by John Robinson October 11, 2004

Cheetah Woods

A funny play on words referring to Tiger Woods and his thanksgiving wife cheating car crash fiasco.

Person one: Hey, is that Tiger Woods with that hot woman?
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy December 4, 2009

b-wood

a shorter name for the little known town of blackwood, new jersey

" YO cuz how bout we hit up this bangin ass party in b-wood"

by scook October 30, 2007

tim wood

a young boy who is a total mental reject with no sense of moral respect for those of superior being

holy moly u are a real tim of the wood

by the superior being November 19, 2006

hauling wood

Verb - Used to describe the act of smoking marijuana (especially in cold climate areas).

1) Heh, does anyone know where Bob is?
2) He's out hauling wood.

by Krystian74 January 16, 2011

Dolly Wood

The act of becoming aroused by the large chest of a woman at a distance, only to find close up, that she is in fact, ancient with a great plastic surgeon. (In reference to the famous chest of Dolly Parton, and her theme park of the same name.)

Jake was so fixated on the sheer size of her chest, that he was sporting some serious dolly wood before he saw her wrinkled face.

by Empyrean March 15, 2008