Empyrean's definitions

texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.

I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.

by empyrean February 14, 2014

Dolly Wood

The act of becoming aroused by the large chest of a woman at a distance, only to find close up, that she is in fact, ancient with a great plastic surgeon. (In reference to the famous chest of Dolly Parton, and her theme park of the same name.)

Jake was so fixated on the sheer size of her chest, that he was sporting some serious dolly wood before he saw her wrinkled face.

by Empyrean March 15, 2008