by empyrean February 14, 2014
The act of becoming aroused by the large chest of a woman at a distance, only to find close up, that she is in fact, ancient with a great plastic surgeon. (In reference to the famous chest of Dolly Parton, and her theme park of the same name.)
Jake was so fixated on the sheer size of her chest, that he was sporting some serious dolly wood before he saw her wrinkled face.
by Empyrean March 15, 2008