Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.

This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun

by Dan January 9, 2005

Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

Italian

An Italian is not a Jew

man 1: "Hey, you see that Italian?"
Man 2: "Yea he's definitely not a jew

by Italiansarenotjews May 14, 2012

Italian Mafia Chick

a short Italian girl who plans on taking over The Berg! she goes by the name of "Kaitlin" but shes better known as the ITALIAN MAFIA CHICK! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion!

Italian Mafia Chick "no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! BANG BANG!!!!!!" pizza guy "but ahhh...." -IMC shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- "hey fat ass eat some fat ass free salad!"

by italian_Jenkins123 February 6, 2009

italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

by STankylegz October 21, 2009

Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

by !xabile August 17, 2008

Italian

Organ grinder usually accompanied by a monkey who also doubles as his accountant

"Look at that Italian, oh wait that's the monkey"

by Luigi Da Plumber May 13, 2005