Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.

If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person

“Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”

by .bim November 27, 2017

Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021

Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.

Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........

by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011

Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 6, 2019

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014