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Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.
by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019
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Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
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Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.
"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."
by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
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Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.
I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave
by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018
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Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.
"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.
by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013
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dutch astronaut

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.
by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017
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