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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
by mr swanson July 31, 2018
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Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
by Zonal K August 19, 2019
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great wall ute

(Pavement prowler)
Wannabe Mazda that has absolutely no towing capacity or off-road ability and breaks as soon as it sees gravel.

Often requires a friend with a landcruiser to pull him out of sticky situations.
Oh mate I can't believe you bought a great wall ute! If you need my cruiser

to pull you out give us a bell.
by Ricelyfe January 29, 2018
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Great Wall of trump

How do we get around the great Wall of trump it's blocking the path
by Booga ooga March 28, 2020
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put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country
Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."
by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020
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Dirty Great Bloater

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.
by Zipppppey November 27, 2012
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the Great Orange Whale

A popular nickname for that sinking ship of a sad sack person, Donald J. Trump.
Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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