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Hump day

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.
by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023
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Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.
He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.
by Nihimba November 2, 2025
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Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night
by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021
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Female Throat Humping

The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
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Hump nuggets

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices
Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets
by Craigzyc July 26, 2025
mugGet the Hump nuggetsmug.

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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