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home improvement syndrome 

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
My girlfriend/boyfriend always hates on me because I talk to my homechop, what a hater!
Homechop by Dj X-tian May 17, 2012

home koala 

Someone stay at home all day, especially in the day time;indoorsman, indoorswoman
home koala by grace2245 October 6, 2012

Homebrude 

A dude who brews his own beer at home.
That guy is such a homebrude
Homebrude by importriders April 17, 2014

Home Depot syndrome 

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.
Home Depot syndrome by Musky94 April 26, 2015

home diva 

A very large woman who just sits on her fat ass eating all day. She eats very unhealthy foods like chips, gravy, mayonnaise, deep fried butter, deep fried Twinkies drenched in Crisco lard or shortening, whatever is on sale that day. She breaks bath tubs toilets with her immense weight. She rather eat than feed her kids. She loves to troll others online while snacking and devouring large portions of greasy foods while her man is out cheating on her. She is always horny but can't lift her legs for sex.
That home diva is on Facebook talking about food and sex all day while her husband cheats on her with everyone in town, even her own sister.
home diva by Deadedyou June 10, 2016