hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 17, 2019
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Hobo-esque

Hobo-esque -- to act like a hobo.
To have all the qualities of a hobo.
by Scenox July 11, 2008
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clo clo the hobo

Clo clo the hobo is the one friend who sits on a street corner asking random people if she could ride their pet narwhal for free while her friends are hiding and laughing. Clo clo is short for chloe. A chloe is a person who is part of the narwhal club. Her friends are usually named Andrea, Hailey And Olivia. Chloe is blonde and funny while being sarcastic and dependable.
Random person: did you see that person on the street corner
Her friend: oh it's just clo clo the hobo
Random person: ohhhh
by Narwhal lover January 24, 2017
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Hobo slip n slide

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.
by Mmballs October 05, 2021
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Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
by Vash8504 December 13, 2011
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Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.
Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO
by susguy27999 November 13, 2020
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