lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016

Incidental Helmet-to-Helmet

An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.

Jadeveon Clowny's incidental helmet-to-helmet hit won the Seahawks the game.

by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020

douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 9, 2011

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017

HellSpawn

1.) Me
2.) A creature from the depths of hell named me.
3.) A portal that spawns hell itself onto the earth.

HellSpawn just pwned you at worms.

by HellSpawn December 18, 2003

hells legion

Hells Legion is a Runescape Clan which unarguably kicks ass, it was founded by disire2kill, a silly aussie, yet somehow it came out as the sexiest clan in all of RS, #hlclan is home to hells legion.. but seriously... it owns

Noob: OMFG I WAS LIEK WALKKING IN WILDY AND I SAW MILLION LVL 100s I GOT MAJOR BONER
TK: nahh thats just hells legion, the sexiest clan ever!

by Tkavil3 January 13, 2009