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New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022
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New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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New Hampshire

by Him2023 January 10, 2023
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what happened to him

Its just a person who hides name over asking something

It is only used with boys to keep something private ,when ever they got asked bout it they wont say anything
“What happened to Him “ nothing he is cool l guess
by What Happened To Josh February 12, 2023
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What happen to this site

You check this word, and after seeing a lot of definitions. Now you should quit and start your life from now on and fuck off from the internet forever.
Man “I want to see the definition of brain but then alot of them were just a blowjob definition then I saw it deeper, this got more worse. I don’t want those thing to be in my mind and so I was on searching for while and seeing random definition and I realize, what happen to this site?”
by Dickdicok March 9, 2023
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New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
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