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Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
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Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.
Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!
by Ez dee July 9, 2023
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brampton handshake

Its how you say hello to another Brampton driver on the road,

i.e When you rear end another car
Aw jeez, I got Brampton Handshaked on the 410 AGAIN
by Ma ROOF February 13, 2023
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Saint Paul Handshake

A Saint Paul Handshake is a drink you order at a bar. It consists of a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey paired with a pint of Hamms beer. Hamms was established in Saint Paul, MN and became the fifth largest brewery at one point. Saint Paul is also a very Irish city. Hence the Jameson.
I’ll have a Saint Paul Handshake!
by StPaulBunny October 1, 2023
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va handshake

IJ went in for a blood draw and got a bonus VA Handshake
by Wakahare September 10, 2022
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Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.
by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022
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