No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.

The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".

by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011

Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018

Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018