Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing
What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!
by S-money and Kezzurp November 27, 2017
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Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)
Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”
by cravity best boys November 22, 2021
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Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.
Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂
by Awe LTD October 07, 2020
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Eat ham

Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend
by Awe LTD October 09, 2020
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slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.
John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'
by Moas March 18, 2019
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ham fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....
by 66dumfuk January 22, 2016
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