(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022
Get the Porch Hammug. by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021
Get the Burlington Hammug. by RoxyB April 28, 2021
Get the ham beastmug. The act of masturbating furiously
i was throwin ham last night and then my mom walked in and she took my computer n threw it out the window
by awesomesmosh1 November 13, 2013
Get the throwin hammug. Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS
by Former lcms student June 26, 2019
Get the Ms Hammug. by V1cks July 8, 2018
Get the Ham dunkmug. British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.
Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.
by MaleHandle February 27, 2020
Get the Ham & Jammug.