Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.

Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.

by tnj629 February 17, 2022

homo hobo

homo hobo is used in a dictionary right here once its used u can never stop using it so use it today!

omg you look like a homo hobo

by astrolo December 14, 2022

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

murder hobo

A Dungeons & Dragons player character who is known for killing first and asking questions later.

Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.

by Maddaloon February 8, 2024

Gay Hobo Sigma

A gay hobo sigma is a homeless man , who likes eating dick and that mews constantly

" you are a gay hobo sigma"

by if you read this you're a fag May 8, 2024

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024