hipster milk

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013

Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"

Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!

by mr. carmak's new car February 26, 2011

Hipzilla

One with huge hips.

Bertha is a regular hipzilla in short shorts!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

HIPEB

Highly Intelligent Plus Excessively Beautiful

We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.

by FABARM October 22, 2018

Ocean Hippy

Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.

That’s my very distant cousin Cody, he’s such an ocean hippy.

by TheBigZamboni June 16, 2018

Buffet Hips

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011

Flag Hippo

A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it

Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'

(FH enters stage)

Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'

(FH points randomly at poster)

TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'

(FH points randomly at poster) etc.

by EmJay Jordan August 26, 2011