by Rock x roll May 8, 2020

by man!? June 16, 2018

jesus wants to know the meaning of life so he decides instead of thinking logically he makes up god so he can believe in himself to keep himself from turning EMO
by robb3369 June 9, 2007

a made up "being" that people use as an excuse to try to forget about all the disappointing things in the world. People believe in a god because they have to hope for something better out there because they can't bear the fact that this is as good as it's going to get.
by crunch43543 January 1, 2009

atheist: dude but you're dying!
believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*
atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*
atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
by julieeh July 11, 2010
