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Decapitating the german

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.
by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018
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Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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translate sweet to german

A meme on YouTube that appeared on my recommendations
Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap
by Aaron_Perezchica August 31, 2021
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German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)
SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.
by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005
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german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.
"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'
by Jackal April 15, 2005
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German rap

The worst type of music to ever exist, basically earrape. Full of cultural appropriation, racism and homophobia. Also full with autotune and is against women. Always describing them as objects or slaves.
Dumb ass local: yo did you hear capital bra’s (german rapper) new song?

Person who has taste: no why would I hear someone who isn’t feminist?
by German rap August 13, 2020
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National Socialist German Workers Party

An up-and-coming socialist political party in Germany. Their policies promise democratic socialism and a strong economy that makes the world forget about the past
Me: have you heard about the National Socialist German Workers Party?
My friend: yeah bitch, I fuck with that
by You fell for this, didnt you? November 16, 2020
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