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george carlin

A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.
George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"
by blasfamy March 2, 2008
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George W

The act of slaughtering many people...

Used because of the highest ever number of executions under George W. Bush as governor and other things such as the War on Iraq.
Dude: "Man, that was so George W!"

Republican: "Thank you."

Dude: "What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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George Bush

The 43rd President of the United States.
Son of the 41st President, George HW Bush, George Bush took office in January of 2001, narrowly beating his Democratic opponent, Al Gore by just a few electoral votes. Al Gore actually won the popular vote, but George Bush received more votes in the electoral college, causing several state political parties to start gerrymandering the districts. He then proceeded to be re-elected by a popular margin of 5,000,000 votes in November of 2004 against his Democratic opponent, Senator John Kerry (D-MA). Since George Bush is on his second term, he may not run for re-election again in 2008. The Bush administration will go down in history as one of the most contreversial administrations in America; much like Ronald Reagan, revered by Republicans, abhorred by Democrats.
Rather than give you an ignorant 9th Grader's definition of George Bush, I will give you a definition that is more informative and mature.
by Lewis Armistead April 18, 2006
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george w. bush

George w. bush is a neo-nazi, idiot, babyface, retard. Everyone who voted for him was a total brainwashed retard and anyone who thinks he is a good president is simply a fucking idiot. he was a close friend of the taleban and the bin laden family. some people think he was behind 9/11 but he's way too stupid for that. there were never any weapons of mass destruction in iraq he made it up so he could get more oil for america. were the hell would the iraqi people get a nuclear missile? their not smart enough to make it themselves and they couldn't afford to by a stolen one from the russian mafia. george bush just wants to be hitler and he thinks that if he kills a couple of unarmed muslim children he'll be just like him.
by the voice of wisedom December 9, 2008
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George W. Bush

The 43d President of the United States, a man whose greatest legacy will be remembered as international controversy, massive budget deficits, and a near total lack of anything even remotely resembling diplomacy in his political dealings.
by Brian X November 25, 2006
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king george

Folks around here call me 'Dubya'. But you can call me 'King George'
by Justin R November 16, 2006
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george orwell banana stalking

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
by there's four of us January 25, 2009
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