Garden nome

A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard

Omg, the principal is such a garden nome

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.

His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.

by cuban007 February 19, 2024

Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011

National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.

After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.

by bichoraro August 29, 2025

Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021