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Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.
Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"
by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011
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Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.
whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.
by backflipninja September 12, 2011
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getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.
Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…
by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023
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Get Boinked

Get boinked basically means “Go fuck yourself” but other then that it really has no other definition but other then to “get boinked”
Matt: Hey Landon!,“get boinked
Landon: “What does that even mean?”
by MainsLevi December 2, 2020
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Getting UCF'ed

Not getting what you deserve despite having truly earned it.

Example: The only undefeated 2017 college football team was UCF, and they were left out of the playoff. Hence they got UCF’ed.
“The undefeated Cincinnati Bearcats keep winning and haven’t moved in the CFP Rankings. They’re Getting UCF'ed.”

“CCU is getting UCF’ed because they play in the Sun Belt conference”

“I did all that extra work this year and got passed on for the promotion. I got UCF’ed.”
by Daniel Tosh December 7, 2020
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Getting Adam'd

When you are forced to work a specific task only due to the reason being that nobody else wants to do said task
Is he really working the trampoline attraction again?
Yeah he's been constantly getting Adam'd recently because people hate that position.
by Wildstone_Animations July 18, 2021
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Get Online

The action on licking another male's ball-sack
I had to Get Online yesterday!

Wanna Get Online?

Let's Get Online
by Blanketz March 7, 2022
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