Nasty Gas

It is a canadian saying meaning "fallen for someone".

I have nasty gas for you bradley.

by ridethatmalebuffalo October 21, 2010

Slow gas leak

A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.

Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."

by Sheap July 26, 2011

michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.

Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.

by krautmonkey December 19, 2013

That Gas

Good, Dank Ass Weed, Will get You Higher Then Hillary Clinton’s E-mail Deleted Box

I was gone off that Gas

by 87Dickhead49 March 8, 2019

Anal Gas

Natural gas up yo ass

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass

by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019

mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip

I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.

by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

Bastard Gas

Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.

"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"

by Trey4Life July 22, 2009