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Fucktard 

A person who although has been medically declared fit but is obviously retarded. Will usually so no physical signs off mental illness.
I cant believe John Howard's bowling style, what a fucktard!!!!

I asked for a beer and the fucktard gave emu bitter.
Fucktard by BubbleOBill April 18, 2010

funtarded 

A person who is mentally retarded and tends to make jokes that demonstrate their retardation.
Funtarded person: What if you gave birth to poop?
Normal person: You're retarded.
Funtarded person: I'm funtarded.
Normal person: ....no.

Funtarded person: You know who's cute?
Normal person: Who.
Funtarded person: Justin Bieber!
Normal person: ...
Funtarded person: I wanna pee on his face.
funtarded by funtardation April 21, 2010

fucktard 

John is such a fucktard.
fucktard by jp_151_GR_nyc May 19, 2010

Fucktard 

Fucktard: Fucking and Retard out together to make Fucktard.
You fucktard, go suck a fat one.
Fucktard by Kennii <3 May 31, 2010

fucktard 

A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.
Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)

Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"

fucktard 

A person who fucks retarded people.
Man: I love having sex with retarded girls.

Other Man: You're such a fucktard.
fucktard by steven yard July 4, 2010