Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.
by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023
When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back
by Ghost me November 10, 2020
This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.
Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.
by prognosticator December 10, 2017
Pertaining to Graffiti. Front busting is whenever toys follow rules that dont have any valid credentials and/or following rules made by someone who is irrelevant to the culture.
A toy asked "How do you feel about side busting?" kan2 replied "Dudes who follow side busting rules are tottaly front busting."
" front busting might get yo ass whooped."
" front busting might get yo ass whooped."
by Kan2 May 13, 2021