father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010

Fathead

A person that does not actually have an over-sized head, but is great to hang out with, also can be payed out constantly but actually knows that they are great friends

Hannah, your such a fathead.

by matthew.rhodes January 14, 2009

Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These

Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt

by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010

Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010

fathee

Nigger fagot who is a fuckboy with specific tastes

"That guy is such a Fathee"
"I know he only wanted to fuck me on a king sized bed"

by Mr.fathee October 22, 2017

willing father

Your local Priest. ;-)

St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.

by MsMissa August 25, 2004

you are the father

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.

You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..

by 1948ers December 27, 2011