Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

fishing

The act of falling asleep during class or work.

It is called fishing since when you start getting sleepy, your head slowly droops down then comes back up in an instant, repeatedly, like a bobber while fishing.

Guy 1 "Man, Mr. Samuelsons lecture today was boring. I kept fishing the whole time"
Guy 2 "I noticed. You looked retarded the whole time"

by Nokitch May 10, 2011

Fisting

To put a hand inside someones vagina or ass for sexual pleasure. No violent shoving or "punching" is involved and the hand isnt just put in there. It goes in starting with two fingers adding one at a time.

Person1- i let jacob fist me last night
Person2- ew gross wtf
Person1- no ot actually feels really good, try it
Person2- alright, since youre my bestfriend ill trust you
Two weeks later
Person1-did you try fisting?
Person2- yes and it was great!!!

by Littlemissmayi June 23, 2015

Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.

"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"

by Weeb678 October 5, 2018

fighting like an old married couple

Skeppy and Badboyhalo in every video.

They were fighting like an old married couple.

by frogelmo October 7, 2020

iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.

*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*

by pandalexie December 1, 2009

Nerd fishing

The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.

Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"

Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"

Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"

Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"

by Fattyeggroll January 24, 2011