cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.

gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

bug fucker

1.a male with a small penis (rude and derogatory)

2. a worthless and annoying person (usually a male)

Get that stupid little bug fucker out of my face.

by Light Joker October 4, 2004

pig fucker

A term used to describe an individual who has sex with barnyard animals which, in this case, are pigs

Pete is an incestuous pig fucker

by David Mattern October 7, 2003

poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

hahaha eat shit poop feckers

by you dung slammers May 2, 2004

elf fucker

A santa claus who fucks his elfs, or just a man who dresses like santa claus and fucks elfs. Or just a man who fucks elfs. See Bad Santa

Whos the bitch now, Elf Fucker?

by sam channy April 23, 2005

sheep fucker

Slang term for all people from the UK.

Nigel is from England, ergo he is a sheep fucker. >:P uk...

by yobastanker September 19, 2005

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007