fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

Shower Fart

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.

I had the worst shower fart this morning

by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010

Fart Potato

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.

You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!

by JAWM October 19, 2012

inward farting

The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.

I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy that I was inward farting.

by OneLastCigarette February 24, 2005

fart fetish

Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence. It is sometimes seen as a lighter form of coprophilia, aka scat. Unlike scat however, there are no health risks involved.

Not all eproctophiles enjoy the notorious cake farts. In fact, several of them are just as grossed out as normal people and only a slim minority of them like it. Instead, the majority of them enjoy the smell and/or sound their partner's farts make.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish.

by skelemon April 11, 2009

Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.

Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart

by Squeeby July 7, 2010

poop fart

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.

I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.

by Ronn May 16, 2006