Tylerism: First Edition

A book of life, botany, and the wonders of the world, all combined in one.

Shawn: What's your fave book?
Cassy: Thesauraus.Yours?
Shawn: Mine's Tylerism: First Edition.
Cassy: Isn't that a religion for dumbass's, moron's, and idiot's?
Shawn: Not anymore.

by TKLV April 14, 2009

First Wheel

When one person is being followed by a couple (Its usually an awkward couple).

-The first wheel on a tricycle is being followed by two wheels, real bikes have two wheels

My friend took this chick out to a dance and they just followed me around. OMG this must be a first wheel!

by Blk_Armor_Zero October 1, 2010

Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012

First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.

Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016

first rate

Of the highest quality

That movie last night was first rate

by josoboy July 30, 2016

Fobster

fobster fob-ster

noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.

ORIGIN OF FOBSTER

Portmanteau

1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster

2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster

DEFINITION

1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.

"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in line"

"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."

by self-hatin-azn June 14, 2019

first love

The one who will forever & permanently give you understanding of really loving another without regard for yourself. The first will mark you with a definition of love so heavily that no one will ever live up to the expectation of what she brought to you. Years later, you will think of her daily and have this greatest of hope that she is truly happy in life. You will always be so thankful that you had this great present from this person and will treat it as the greatest of treasure. But the biggest problem with a first love is , having never experienced it before, you may not know what you ever had until it slips away , never to be found again.

A first love is the ultimate paradox. Pleasure & pain.

by TRC , 7/66 March 30, 2021