by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019
Get the Evan mug.Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up
Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it
GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms
I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms
I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
by katy k November 14, 2022
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A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx
by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019
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A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
by Charmonio November 2, 2023
Get the Evan mug.When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
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