dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.

Ed H just opened his dutch thermos

by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

dutch clubbing

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.

Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.

Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?

Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.

Guy 2: ...Why?

Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.

-Silence-

by Boob-Jooba-Lube September 30, 2013

dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021