Dutch Dripper

The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus
“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one

Wtf bro” - guy two
by Wug66 May 27, 2023
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Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.
“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

Oh fuck!”
by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021
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Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.
When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
by theotherslimshady December 22, 2013
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Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady November 12, 2015
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 01, 2021
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dutch exchange

a swapping of nude/ half naked picture
who wants to dutch exchange?
by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017
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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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