devastated driver

A variation on the term designated driver. The party to remain sober and pilot the vehicle homeward is devastated due to the fact that they too cannot become wasted, or risk killing themselves, others or worse, getting a dui.

Lets all mob over to that rager on 3rd street. Hey margo, sorry but its your turn to be the devastated driver.

by jeff matthews December 25, 2006

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Backseat Driver

When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.

Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.

by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 1, 2019

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TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

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Palmetto pile driver.

Long dicking a woman on the beach.

Well,on the way home last night from our walk on the beach, I gave Heather the palmetto pile driver.

by Palm phlant February 26, 2017

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Noob Driver

A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.

Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.

by Pro Janitor2 February 1, 2010

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