The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

Kleine dicke

The one you miss most, since he always has your back, even though it might be MBT time.

When the waitress asks for the bill, d’n Kleine Dicke zahlt

by Mtb-what else August 27, 2021

Tick Dicker

Somebody who is just sitting around doing nothing.
Being a bum which is out of their norm

Tell that Tick Dicker to quit playing pocket pool and help us frame this wall.

by Wylievoyager December 16, 2021

Get dicked

get dicked is just go fuck yourself but in different wording

person 1: "i hate you"
person 2: "get dicked"

by skeleton on the inside January 13, 2022

Big Dicker

A person with a big dick that cums so little

"John is a Big Dicker"

"yes he has a big dick, but squirts so little"

by ChupaCulo March 18, 2022

Whiskey dicked

Some one who enjoys the bar a little two much drinks a lot try’s to talk to a girl and gets violated

Grants yellow ass got completely whiskey dicked last night

by Sweetbaby69 July 6, 2022