Post Traumatic Street Disorder

When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.

Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.

by Legal Gang$ta April 8, 2021

Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.

I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.

by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021

BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)

When you’re so single it makes you sad

Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you

Lily: you seem sad everything ok?
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)

by Fellow BDD sufferer May 28, 2021

TBGD (The Big Gay Disorder)

The disorder turns straight men homosexual.

Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.

Person: Hey, he has TBGD (The Big Gay Disorder)!

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

The Aryan Disorder

When a person is so underconfident, his mind rejects himself

Aryan: "I can't help it, I am in love with this girl. I need to ask her out but I just can't. No girl can ever love me ever again. I am a fat fuck who will die alone with his body rotting for 2 weeks until the neighbours complain about a bad stench coming from downstairs. I am a fucking loser and can never achieve anything in life."
Abdur: "Dude it looks like you have The Aryan Disorder. You literally hate yourself"

by arcystarcy August 7, 2021

Community collapse disorder

Also known as CCD- similar to Colony Collapse Disorder. A New Earth phenomenon similar to that of a colony collapsing. When a colony collapses, it’s usually due to 5G, radiation, or environmental damage. Communities in the New Earth are learning structures and models that work for a sustainable future. Many people think about building a community, buying land, but have never experienced actually living and working in a community. The idea sounds amazing, but the concept and manifestation of it can prove to be difficult. When a New Earth community collapses, it’s usually due to several factors.

Misalignment of community values and vision with its members
Lack of funds and/or property
Temporary lease of the space which leads to potential problems with money
Business centered models without heart centered intentions
Lack of organization/hierarchy
Transient community that doesn’t have centers where people hang out

Issues surrounding communication and authenticity

Large scale developments buy out large plots of land that could be used to develop community to create their next retreat center, hotel, restaurant
Improper usage of technology

Too many psychedelics and not enough integration
Too many groups, events, centers, flyers, all by people passing through, wanting to create a name for themselves, promote their business, which causes separation and dilutes the people in the community.

What’s going on in Tulum?!

They’re suffering from Community Collapse Disorder due to the environmental damage, lack of cohesiveness in the community, and too many business minded individuals and Burning Man folks with pipe dreams.

by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021

Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder

Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.

It looks like there someone with a Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder roaming and on the loose.

by SrEgg November 27, 2021