diet machine

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.

Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.

by bill July 19, 2004

DethrilBlade

The sword belonging to the great king of awesome, an unbeatable bad ass, and the last knight if the Dethril Order. Nobody knows who he is, but soon the world shall scream his name for mercy and he shall stare back down at them and say only one word..."Lulz"

Who the fuck is DethrilBlade?

by Mephisto Chimera March 17, 2011

Diehard

Someone who is close-minded and against change.

Andrew's such a fucking diehard; he still thinks weed should be illegal.

by luckylucy07 October 24, 2011

Diet Coke Head

A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.

“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!”
“I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”

by MeanGirl007 June 18, 2020

DETH

Don’t Even Tell Her

So she wanted to know if we’d been speaking. The healthiest thing to do is Don’t Even Tell Her!

Even if she asks about it, DETH- it isn’t worth it, it’ll just ruffle her feathers

DETH, it isn’t worth getting her knickers in a twist

by Therealbritishredneck November 30, 2018

Sugarfree Diet Soda

Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.

Sugarfree Diet Soda is actually browned toilet water mixed with horse radish.

by Xbot5432 January 22, 2007

Somali Diet

The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.

"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1

"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1

by YoungCannon630 October 26, 2009