A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
by CaptainTuna March 08, 2016
Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
by Not_another_fickle_fulhamer July 13, 2022
While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
by The only Sigma October 03, 2024
Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 09, 2022
I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!
by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021
by Ripster1234 January 09, 2013