Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
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