doctort

DoctorT plays WWII Online and claims to be good at it, but he is terrible. He blames it on his RAM-less computer but it's actually because he lacks skill. He couldn't hit the broadside of a depot!

DoctorT got ran over by an opel...what a n00b!

by ... February 8, 2005

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Doctors

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!

Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"

by superdawge October 2, 2009

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

bush doctrine

Not an actual doctrine such as the Monroe Doctrine. Simply, a term used to describe what President Bush has done in response to Septemeber 11th. This covers the Patriot Act and wiretapping, Guantanamo Bay, and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Overall, it describes how President Bush has attempted to combat terrorism at home and abroad.

The Bush Doctrine, although nonexistant, outlines how president Bush planned to combat terrorism throughout the world.

by Jan112233 October 27, 2008

Dictor

This is a Doctor that is a complete fucking dick to everyone, nurses, patients, family.

Bob is so incompetent, he left the sponge in that bastard and he died, then yelled at me. He is such a fucking dictor.

I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.

by Funeral Man March 24, 2009

Doktor Pfeffer

A cooler word for the familiar Dr Pepper.

Doktor Pfeffer: Because everything is cooler in German.

by Øne January 16, 2008