by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
Get the mad cow diseasemug. A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
by rubricguy March 19, 2010
Get the Politically transmitted diseasemug. Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017
Get the touch screen diseasemug. The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.
Cause: unknown
Cure: a swift kick to the face
Cause: unknown
Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.
Bro2: Bro, why?
Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.
Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.
*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
Bro2: Bro, why?
Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.
Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.
*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018
Get the Tu-Sty Diseasemug. Closely associated with peyronies disease.
Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.
by Electric Joe August 22, 2018
Get the Macaroni Penis Diseasemug. by Sinotyrannus November 17, 2022
Get the mark waters diseasemug. Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.
Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"
Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"
Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"
by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021
Get the Ashy Knees Diseasemug.