when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
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Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
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A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
Get the green puss disease mug.(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
TOID victim: ur a fag.
Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.
TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.
Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...
TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*
The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.
TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.
Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...
TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*
The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
by The One Called...Nevermind... April 26, 2014
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G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
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