by Brenden T. September 1, 2025
Get the San Diego mug.If you’ve EVER met a Mexican; chances are, Diego is his cousin. Diego is that one bigger Mexican that sits in the corner of your Mexican Family reunion, and you lowkey feel bad for him because he’s chopped and chunky. In public, you smile at him because of how bad you feel for him, and you feel like you have to because his father is the wealthiest member of the family, so essentially, it’s a respect thing. Diego also has a white friend with him at all times, and you suspect he’s embarrassed of his own race; might even be bisexual.
Me: Wow! I saw Diego today.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
by TheBeast is least September 18, 2025
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I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
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