SHIMMA DADDY 

The master of invisibility, the stealth killer, the one and only SHIMMA DADDY

Oh no, I see the SHIMMA DADDY. Run for your lives.

SHIMMA DADDY by BrotherR3mus June 30, 2019

Splenda Daddy

An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”

Splenda Daddy by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019

Sugar Daddy 

I don't have a sugar daddy, I don't need a sugar daddy, you can't have a sugar daddy. Cause your Not. that. kinda. girl. Everything I have i've worked from the ground up. Cause I'm what SICKENING. FUCKING BITCH

Where'd this bitch hear that I had a sugar daddy

Sugar Daddy by PARTY19208 September 12, 2019

Spice Daddy 

A dad from Mexico.

Consuela: Wow look at that Spice Daddy.
Rodrigo: Yeah he can hop my borders any day.

Spice Daddy by LlamaOverlord October 4, 2019

Splenda-Daddy 

Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks

I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!

Splenda-Daddy by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019

Old Spicy Sugar Daddy 

Spicy Sugar Mans disappointed father

Old Spicy Sugar Daddy

Old Spicy Sugar Daddy by Chase4582 October 14, 2019

Speed Daddy 

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

Speed Daddy by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019