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Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure
Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
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Chronicle

A discord user that is very helpful and is a Pyro from tf2 and will try to be friend people, this type of user is very rare
I think that is chronicle
by Cron-zed June 26, 2023
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Chronicles of Gnarnia

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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Chronicbate

The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down on monkey bars smoking bubbonic chronic marijuana.
Do not txt and chronicbate!
by Chuck Reins September 24, 2023
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Chronambulism

The ability to "move" through time, whether it be in the past or possible futures.
Bob: Hey, you might want to skip going for a jog in the morning.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I can see you spraining your ankle. I have Chronambulism. It lets me observe events in time, as if I am there, but I can not change the event.
by Spoxun November 14, 2023
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Chronikos

1.A very large human being who lacks the ability to reproduce and or create an offspring
2.They are a group of homosexual strange creatures

3.A word for a being who lacks the ability to use brain power
1. John has become Chronikos.
2. The Chronikos are attempting to protect their land.
3. Robert is a chronikos
by TheGoatTheGoat November 29, 2023
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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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