crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

by iLOVErednecks April 07, 2020

crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

by williamnilliam May 04, 2018

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 13, 2023

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 23, 2018

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 01, 2024