crack chariot

A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.

That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.

by ncognito January 25, 2017

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

head crack

Rolling a 6 while playing a c-lo..

*He rolled two threes and a six.* "head crack!"

by stelli January 4, 2007