Noun. Costco zombies roam costcos at a stupidly slow pace, stop in the middle of aisles and use their carts to block as many people as possible. You will often see them chewing the entire time they are in costco as they subsist on free samples and other people's pain and misery. The costco zombie horde often move from sample station to sample station until the samples are fully depleted. Woe to the costco that doesn't offer free samples.
While they may have a tendency to moan or groan when the free samples have run dry, they aren't yet cannibalistic and will eventually shuffle out the exit. They can and should be herded. Zombie hunters can get some good training if they enter costco during any weekend or during the holidays.
While they may have a tendency to moan or groan when the free samples have run dry, they aren't yet cannibalistic and will eventually shuffle out the exit. They can and should be herded. Zombie hunters can get some good training if they enter costco during any weekend or during the holidays.
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Some other person: it's the weekend and the costco zombies will be out in full force though.
That first person: and you call yourself a zombie hunter smh.
Some other person: it's the weekend and the costco zombies will be out in full force though.
That first person: and you call yourself a zombie hunter smh.
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