Cooper is the sexist man in the world. The largest penis, has no friends, is very lonely and can never find a girl. Cooper gets invited to nothint and lives a sad life. Cooper has the best family ever though. Cooper thinks everyone hates him altough most people care about him. Cooper wants people going to see this and think about Cooper.
by Yunntdaggerd September 30, 2018
Get the Coopermug. by Cooper is your dad March 6, 2022
Get the Coopermug. by _Asher November 21, 2021
Get the Coopermug. A person that pulls all the girls and Lionel is his bestest friend especially if his last name is Greis
by Super Lopez April 10, 2019
Get the Coopermug. 
Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
by User72836382929 March 7, 2024
Get the Cooper Aultmanmug. cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
by Jasmine Porter May 1, 2023
Get the coopermug.