Coon Monkery

Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.
Very Angry Person: “ What The Hell How Did He Get Me Bruh This Is Absolute Coon Monkery Right Here
by Peter Griffins November 02, 2022
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coon cheese

coon cheese me
by MasihaGhavanloo April 24, 2023
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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset
you: chrisy coon
chris: aw
by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022
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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016
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