Concord

A lame-o town in MA inhabited mostly by hard core druggy preps, with the occasional crazy cat lady/gay man.

Yo, I'm goin' to Concord to fishbowl some kids mansion. Wanna come?

by Purple Haze October 10, 2005

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

mexican condom

a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people

(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.

(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.

(you)Fuck.

by paul sullivain November 16, 2009

Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.

Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.

by Psyguy January 8, 2006

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003